As a follow up to Canon's insightful post,

we bring you a link to this important story.

Whenever I would read about a star athlete getting a DUI, I would always wonder why they didn't have one of their posse drive them or at least catch a cab/limo given the amount of money they make... now I'll have to wonder the same thing about this guy PLUS why didn't he have a call girl... or at least an inflatable doll...