The Native Americans' problems have all been miraculously solved
and not a moment too soon...
Yup, in one fell swoop, alcoholism, unemployment, lack or economic opportunity... all these problems and more instantaneously disappeared after the University of Illinois Board of Trustees removed Chef Illiniwek as the symbol of the University of Illinois under pressure from the NCAA.
In other news, the NCAA still has absolutely no problem with the Florida State Seminole riding around on a horse, chucking spears....
Yup, in one fell swoop, alcoholism, unemployment, lack or economic opportunity... all these problems and more instantaneously disappeared after the University of Illinois Board of Trustees removed Chef Illiniwek as the symbol of the University of Illinois under pressure from the NCAA.
In other news, the NCAA still has absolutely no problem with the Florida State Seminole riding around on a horse, chucking spears....
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Possible Greek American team names:
Killer Gyros;
Oregonian Olive Skins;
Spartans.
I say OPA OPA OPA
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