Saturday, February 24, 2007

NEWSFLASH!

The lottery offers bad odds, really bad odds of winning a prize.

I fear the Republic of Texas just might not survive such a scandalous revelation...

In other news, I see that the Texas Mega Millions Jackpot is up to $216 Million. Time to go buy a ticket!




Do any of our three readers remember who was the person who first said that the lottery was a tax on people who couldn't do math?

1 Comments:

Blogger Eric Zodik said...

Was it Frank Zappa?
Or was it Stone Phillips?
Maybe the late great Anna Nicole Smith? Jesus?

4:02 PM  

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