Cheaters never win...

Except for most of the time in college football and presidential elections.

But occasionally, they do get caught and even less frequently in the case of college football, they get punished.*





*Note, actual punishments may vary and, in any event shall never, ever apply to Notre Dame or Ohio State.

Breathing life into the blog

Fresh from his foray into the complex and ever expanding realm of sartorial litigation, everyone's favorite shyster wanted to pass this story of hope and neighborly goodwill along to all three of this blog's regular readers.